IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
oh my god
(Source: tieranyovoxo, via dreamkoalaroofies)
i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
(Source: cineraria, via foodismynigga)
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
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Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
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do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.Can you be my cashier forever
(Source: casimirpulaskidays, via foodismynigga)
nayx:
i found this anti cyberbullying ad and im fucking terrified
what does this picture even communicate is this doctored
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Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano
This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.
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Zayn and Harry: 2010 ~ 2013
(Source: niallerjhoran93, via sincerely-awallflower)
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
(via sincerely-awallflower)
The ‘yes or no’ game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag, via married-to-the-music18)
